A Night with “Magic Mike.”
So I don’t know if you’ve heard, but there’s this little, itty-bitty movie hitting theatres this weekend. It’s pretty quiet, so it’s in very few theatres throughout the country. It’s totally possible that you wouldn’t have even heard of it at all.
But I don’t want you to miss out, so let me give you a heads-up in cookie form. Really, you could probably just eat cookies & skip the movie, but I suggest sneaking cookies into the theatre & giving the movie a go anyway. Ya know, just in case. If you find yourself bored or somethin’. Perhaps if it’s a rainy day, maybe?
OR IF YOU NEED A ROCKIN’ GIRLS’ NIGHT!!! 😉
I could give you a synopsis, but IMDB.com has already done that. And, if you have a television at all, I’m sure you’ve already heard or seen a mention of “Magic Mike.” And if you know anything about the movie, then you know to expect some slightly naughty cookies!
But I kept everything under clothes, see? You might spy some “hints” here and there, but everything is definitely covered.
Man, this cookie is “happy” to see all of you! 😉
Oh, such a hard life, eh?
There are some SERIOUS hotties in this flick. I’m sure you’re all flocking to the theatres to learn more about custom furniture-building, but here’s a tip from me: Take a moment – just a second or two – and turn your eyes from the spectacular tables & chairs. Have some respect for the people talking, and at least attempt to remember their names.
Like Matt Bomer, for example. *swoon*
And these two guys are lesser known, but still worth a glance or three, in my opinion. 😉
If you’re not a drinker, you might want to turn your eyes from time-to-time. There’s quite a few “six-packs” in the film.
But the movie can be good for you. It’s potassium-rich, so you’re set for the weekend. (Those ARE called “banana thongs,” right?!)
And wow, but doesn’t Matthew McConaughhottie just get better & better looking?!
He wears a dapper vest & he looks DARN TOOTIN’ in it. 😉 (He has hair too, but I just kept all the guys bald for ease.)
Every time I see the trailer, I have Maroon 5’s “Moves Like Jagger” stuck in my head for the next hour. This isn’t a bad thing, by the way.
And “you don’t want to know what [they] have to do for $20’s,” but I made a few bills anyway. It’s not hopeless, I swear!
So yeah, if this little flick HAPPENS to come near you, and if you HAPPEN to be with some girlfriends, and y’all HAPPEN to have nothing to do, well…
I know of a good way to kill two hours. I’m just sayin’. 😉
I went to the 10pm Friday night show myself, and I took three dozen of these cookies with me. After giving out four to my friends, I gave the rest to the theatre staff. (I figured they needed a pick-me-up after dealing with all the crazy women!) The assistant manager seemed absolutely shocked when I dropped off a big box of cookies! Afterwards, however, SHE surprised ME! She came out & handed me four free movie tickets, plus the theatre comped my popcorn & drink, too! Wasn’t that so sweet?!
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You are hilarious and so are your cookies. I love them! Love that grateful assistant theatre manager too, very sweet 😉
Thank you, Paula! I’d never done anything like these before, so they really were fun. And the sweet gesture by the manager just blew me away! 🙂
HA! These are flippin’ awesome. I’d have been giggling the entire time I was making them — I’m sure they were fun to decorate!
Thank you, Elizabeth! I felt so naughty – I’ve never done any cookies quite like these before! I drew the “stuff” in icing first, and then let that dry. For those few hours, there were just penises right out in the open in my kitchen – eeek! 😉
You are SO funny! I love the way you gave your cookies just a “hint” of naughtiness.
Thank you, Jill! I felt pretty naughty the whole time, but I was very pleased with how they turned out! 😀
Gosh Nicole, I love your sense of humor….so much fun!
Thanks, Vicki – the feeling is MORE than mutual! 😉
Oh Nicole. I love you. Is that weird to say? Sorry – it is totally true! Everything you make is so awesome 🙂
Jennifer, that is too sweet! And I think I know what you mean, b/c there are bloggers that I just love to read because I feel like we’re just sitting across the table, chit-chatting with one another! 🙂
So how was the movie??? Was it as awesome as the cookies???
Tammy, it was! There was a hefty plot, despite what you might think. It was gritty & sexy, too. 😉
I believe I have a potassium deficency! Thanks for the pick me up! You are hilarous! Great cookies!!
Thanks, Debbie! I love that you have a “potassium deficiency,” LOL!
These cookies are hilarious! And totally amazing btw. I went to the 10:40 showing on Friday night and had a blast! Those boys can move! 🙂
Thank you, Maggie! You are definitely right. In fact, I can’t think of anything that Channing Tatum CAN’T do! 😉
You have me ROTFL at 4am and we aren’t even on the phone!
And only you knew how much giggling was going on during the making of these cookies! 😉
These are so great! Can’t get over the six packs!
Thank you so much! I hadn’t seen a chest/torso cookie anywhere, but it NEEDED to be done for this movie, right?!
These are GREAT! (I must admit I’ve stumbled upon this from a picture posted on Magic Mike’s Facebook page) but your post is funny and these cookies look simply AMAZING! How much would it cost to get me a batch and sent to me in Tennessee? 😉
Thank you, Stephanie! If you’re interested in ordering cookies, please feel free to shoot me an email. I can ship, but let me know all the details that you have, and I can see about getting you on my baking schedule. 🙂
I don’t know how you’ll keep up with all the new orders you’re going to get now, Nicole. 🙂 The spotlight these cookies have gotten will be such a huge boost to your business.
Thanks, Karyn! The attention has been a bit overwhelming, for sure, but I welcome it. 🙂
COULD YOU TELL ME WHERE I GO TO ORDER!
Shannon, please feel free to send me an email. Be sure to include all the details that you can for your event, and I will try to put you into my baking schedule. 🙂
Nicole, you blow me away with your skill and imagination. You left just enough to the imagination with these cookies! What a positively sweet gesture to take them to the theater. ~karen
Thank you, Karen! It was my first time making some “naughty” cookies, but I tried hard to not make it blatant, haha! I just can’t even believe the hype that has surrounded these cookies!
How can I place an order?
Angee, thanks for your interest! I sent you an email. 🙂
These are awesome. LOL, this is funny. I can’t sleep at 3am and now I’m laughing. Thanks dear. Love these
Hani, I’m always glad to be able to bring a smile. I hope you were able to get some rest later! 🙂
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Wow! These are great! So creative!
Thank you so much! 🙂
These are hysterically funny! Very creative.. haha, I think eating some of those particular cookies would get me blushing 🙂
Rachel, me too! I’m glad I was able to give ’em all away, as I’m not sure which one I would have picked to actually try to eat myself! 😉